Watersports 101: A mini master class

Before I took my break, I’d promised LP of Hiredstud to do a piece on Watersports.  That somehow seemed like an easier way to start writing again…so here it is. 

Watersports 101

Maybe the first question is...Why?

Because it’s fun.

Because it’s hot, being slightly naughty.

Because it’s another liquid coming out of the dick you’ve been worshipping.

I always knew I’d get into watersports.  The earliest dream I remember (before I started school) was about swimming in a pool of piss.  Early on in my relationship, my very sexually conservative partner and I pissed on a gay guy (as a joke) who was using our shower.  The recipient of our mingled yellow streams laughed—and got hard.  I wanted to know more.

So I watched piss porn.  I used the internet. 

Around the same time, I found out my gay brother was all about piss play.  We talked.  On a veranda in Aruba.  Long into the night.  Over a scotch or three.

I went to the watersports party in Chicago.  The one I still attend.  I watched.  I knew I could piss on guys, likely let them feed from my dick, if that’s what they wanted.  I had no interest in drinking.  I fed a hot pig my piss.  When my stream petered out, he stood up, I thought to thank me.  Instead he kissed me—and gave me back a huge amount of my own piss.  I was so turned on, I shot on the spot.

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There are so many variations of piss play.

Many men think of it only as a Dom pissing on his sub.  Well, sure.  Absolutely.  I have certainly pissed on any number of men who are in that head space.

But there is also so much more.  Hot water pouring out of a dick as it covers you feels good.  Another early piss episode was on the sand dunes on Lake Michigan—a scorching hot day on the gay beach.  We drank water and hosed each other down all day between sucking cocks.  Nothing better.

And that brings us to what you want out of piss.

Many men want to be covered.  They love the feel of the hot water cascading over them.  Some like to be covered while they are fully clothed—so the fabric sticks to them. 

For some men, the act of drinking piss goes right along with cocksucking.  I would say the majority of men at the piss party fit this profile.  It’s just fun, not subservient.  Like a guy cumming in your mouth?  Think about the piss pouring out of his dick and down your gullet.  I have called it in the blog ‘the never ending cum shot.’  It just goes on and on…and makes me harder than about anything else.  And the more you drink, the more you can feed…

I know a number of men who love it up their ass.  This is harder—but not impossible.  I can piss hard.  I can piss mid fuck and keep going.  Not everybody can do that—but you can open your partner with a speculum—and hose him down.  An enema bag.  Or any enema bottle can deliver the goods. There are toys from places like Fort Troff that are plugs to turn your boy into a drain.

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Safety

Piss itself is sterile.  If there is a bacterial infection in the urethra, yes, the piss will pick it up, just like anything else.  Piss cannot contain HIV—it is not one of the “noble fluids” such as blood and semen.
 

Piss flushes out excess medications in your body.  The hard party drugs can also be transferred with piss—and why they are verboten at the piss party.

The Roman Centurions used their own piss to brush their teeth…it takes plaque right off.  I always try for a piss party just before my 6 month cleaning.

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Prepping for piss

Drink more water than you ever think you’ll need.  I always have a mug of tea, and one or two bottles of Gatorade.  The sports drink gets the kidneys working.  Then water.  Lots.  I want to be able to piss often.  And I want my piss clear.  The more yellow—the stronger it will taste.  Beer piss is ideal (but I only like my beer recycled).   My brew of water, tea and citrus Gatorade seems to be great.  Soda makes sweet piss—some guys like it, others don’t.  Hard liquor almost always makes bad piss.  And watch what you eat—asparagus being the foulest piss I can remember.

If you take it up your ass—it will act as another enema.  Prep accordingly.  Clean deep or else…

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Ok.  You want to try watersports.  This is the regime that I did myself to help me deliver the goods. 

You are asking your dick to do things it’s not used to doing.  Piss has likely always been a very solitary activity.  You will be pissing in places that are not necessarily bathrooms.  I began by pissing in the shower every day.  Soon it was habit.  I began laying down in the tub, water beating over me, and would piss on myself.  When I got comfortable with that, I lay down and pissed myself before the shower was on. 

My next step was going somewhere outside and pissing. Then in a container in a bathroom in a public spot or a container in my car or filling a cup at a rest area where guys might see me.  In other words—giving myself permission to piss anywhere.

Kegel exercises.  You’ve heard me preaching about them for bottoms—but they are also great for piss play.  The action of the Kegel is to work the muscle to stop a piss flow.  Being able to start and stop that massive bladder emptying is really good for feeding a beginner.

I also wanted to taste my own piss.  I tried it in a glass.  Diluted and almost clear.  Fine to the palate—but not exciting for me.  I needed it out of the cock for that thrill.  I got in the tub, head over heels (just like when I used to suck my own dick) and hosed down my face.  That worked.  I became so excited, I had to jerk off instantly (often arching back up and over to feed myself the load.)

The next piss party was a breeze…and I was on my way.