Master Class: Hot and Cold

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Making a Devil's Dick

So here we are confined to our homes…

I got a call from the host of the sex party I attend to the north of me.  He was really feeling the confinement, but wanted to do his bit to get the virus under control. He knew we wouldn’t meet this month or the next but he voiced the hope that we might be able to by the end of May. And then he said:  “We should all save the cum from our jack off sessions and play with it whenever we next meet.”

My ears perked up.  I have made devil’s dicks, my cum frozen, for years.  I don’t jerk off often, but when I do, why should I let the world’s most perfect lube go to waste?

I start with a shot glass.  You could use an old pill bottle.  Just a receptacle about the circumference of a cock; something that will fit up someone’s lucky ass.   I like the shot glass for it gives it a tip for insertion.

I don’t just shoot in the receptacle.  You would have to melt some or all that you’ve saved to get the icicle of cum out.  I line it with a condom. 

Masturbate as usual.  I chose the Professor’s gift of Jake Morgan in Folsom Sex Party from SkynMen.  (This video is highly recommended!  I suppose it helps that I have had my dick in two of the men in this movie, but it would still be hot if I hadn’t. )

Shoot in the glass.

Ok obviously I need to work on holding a camera in my left hand while in the throes of orgasm…

I often use this slightly bigger glass, but there is no tip.

Store in a container and pop in the freezer.  I will keep a Post-It on the lid with the load count.  

If the glass gets full, transfer to the pill bottle, unwinding more of the condom you’ve kept rolled up.

I love the feeling of the frozen cum melting over my cock as I fuck. 

Now let’s get to it!

Calling All Lovers of Group Sex

A couple of day ago I got a message from a blog reader:

 

“Hey, my buddy used to host occasional sex parties in his house, until they got too much for him to handle, guys weren't respecting his stuff or his private, off-limits space, guys were smoking (yuk), making a mess in his kitchen, etc... So awhile back he stopped hosting them. 

Now, he is thinking of restarting them, and me who loves a house party, is trying to help him by writing some official rules and making every invitee (or guy that requests an invite, or any guy who just shows up) read and acknowledge.”

He also wondered if I knew of someone else’s rules.  I had him look at the post I did on the subject.  Here is the link.  I got some great suggestions for additional rules when I posted it.  The reader asked if I would run his rules and have you sex party aficionados see what else needs to be added.

 

Thank you in advance.  Please let him know what you think.  If you were going:  Would you like to know something like this?  Does it put you off?  Let’s discuss in the comments.

Here is the document he sent:

HOUSE RULES

1.      A donation is voluntary, but please consider making one to your host in consideration of him opening up his house for your enjoyment.  Please do not arrive before the announced time (unless you are bottoming and want to do a “final check” – see Rule 9). The doors will be “open” for arrivals no later than 90 minutes after the announced start time.

2.      There is a mandatory clothes check, but you may wear a jockstrap, sexy underwear, harness or other fetish gear during the party. There will be a Host’s assistant who will help you bag your clothes in the cubby holes by the entrance. We recommend you wear sneakers or boots during the party. Do not bring valuables, cash (other than your donation), or credit cards to the party. Beverages and snacks are provided in the kitchen. We are not responsible for your lost items.

3.      The house party has SEX AREAS and NON-SEX AREAS. Sex Areas include:

a.       Living Room

b.      All bedrooms (except any room that is marked as NO ENTRY or PRIVATE)

c.       Den

d.      Downstairs Bonus Room

4.      NON-SEX AREAS include:

a.       Kitchen

b.      Backyard (please keep conversations quiet – we have neighbors)

c.       Bathrooms

d.      Hot Tub

5.      Slings (3) rimseats (2), various couches and beds are set up for your use in the Sex Areas. Do not bring your own equipment or toys unless you have cleared it with the Host prior to the party. You may bring your own poppers, but we are not helping you find them after you lose them.

6.      The Non-Sex Areas may be utilized by you to relax and recharge, chat with friends – it is not for sexual activity.

7.      You may smoke or vape in the Backyard only (use an ashtray). There is no smoking or vaping in the house at all.

8.      Absolutely no pictures or video of the party may be taken, either in the Sex Area or the Non-Sex Area. You will be asked to leave immediately if you are taking pictures. Leave your phone with your clothes at the door!

9.      BOTTOMS: Although bottoms may arrive up to 30 minutes before the announced time of the party for a “final check”, your main prep for bottoming should be done BEFORE you arrive. You may “touch-up” as needed during the party but be aware there are only 2 bathrooms for many men.

10.  Non-Sex related conversations are for the non-sex areas. Do not bring your work, family, financial problems, political discussions, health statuses, etc… into the Sex Area. Do not disparage or make negative comments or gossip about other guests. You will be asked to leave if you do.

11.  The purpose of this party is to enjoy yourself, meet new men, have good sex – for this purpose, when you are in the Sex Area, you should be engaged in sexual activity (touching, kissing, sucking, fucking, rimming) Do not stare or lurk. If you feel you need an introduction, see the Host or the Host’s helper and we will start the ball rolling.

12.  Some of my parties will feature an oral bottom who will “greet” every guest upon his arrival. Once the doors have closed to new arrivals, the oral bottom will circulate throughout the sex area, and will no longer be oral-only.

13.  Some of my parties will be what I call “Armband Parties,” and this will be featured in the invitation email. At arrival, everyone must choose between a yellow, green or red armband: (you may change armbands during the party)

a.       GREEN ARMBAND: TOTAL BOTTOM. When you are in the sex area and you have a green armband, any Yellow Armband (Versatile) or Red Armband (Total Top) can top you and/or breed you as he sees fit. You have the chance to decline or discontinue the encounter by informing him and leaving the sex area.

b.      YELLOW ARMBAND: VERSATILE. When you are in the Sex Area and you have a yellow armband, you may top and/or breed any other yellow armband, or any green armband as you see fit. You may also be topped and/or bred by any other yellow armband or any red armband as he sees fit. To decline or revoke your consent for this encounter, you would inform him and leave the sex area.

c.       RED ARMBAND: When you are in the Sex Area and you have a red armband, you may top and breed any Green or Yellow Armband as you see fit. You may not top another red armband while you are wearing a red armband (oral or rimming OK).

d.      Respect consent and if someone doesn’t want the encounter or wants to stop the encounter, he will inform you and leave the sex area.

14.  All my house parties are BAREBACK only – Condoms are never permitted. If we see you using a condom, you will be asked to leave. You should be aware of your status and if you have any reason to believe you have an active STI, please do not come to the party until medically cleared to engage in sexual activity again.

15.  If we feel you are being disruptive, argumentative, not respecting the rule regarding sex area vs. non-sex area, or not respecting any other guests consent or non-consent, we will ask you to leave and you will not be invited back.

House Party / House Rules

Northwest Indiana—October, 2018

It was time for the house party held in Indiana.   This would be the last one until next spring when the host returns from his winter residence.  I wanted to make sure I got there.

There are men all over the house.  I strip down and stuff my clothes in my bag.  I wander.   All over the house.  The only men I find having sex is Miguel and Ryan, just outside the dark room.  Everyone else is smoking on the back porch, watching porn, eating in the kitchen or (mostly) drinking at the bar.  Ryan, my friend and former blogger is fucking every inch of his erection up Miguel.  I stick my hardening dick into Miguel’s mouth.

By the time I’m fucking Miguel’s ass, with Ryan in his mouth, there are more men around.  Some regulars and some new ones.  Another Latino watches us spit roast Miguel–then he reaches down and literally pulls my dick out of Miguel’s ass and tries to put it into his own butt.   I stop him and go wander.

I find the Black Cub in the upstairs bedroom.  He is sucking another man, but waves me over to eat and fuck his ass as he continues the deep throat treatment.  It’s hot—and we all enjoy it.

*****

A sexy Italian is lying on the bed in the dark room.  He’s jerking a nice uncut 7 incher.  I kneel and he lets me swallow him down.  He bucks up into my mouth.  I jerk, happy to be doing something other than fuck.  He starts to groan.  I know he’s going to blow…and the Latino from before pulls the dick out of my mouth and tries to go down on him.  The Italian back hands him but he doesn’t get  the message until the Italian rips his dick out of the Latino’s mouth and tells him to get lost.  But we can’t pick up where we left off—they both leave…and I decide on the real topic of this post.

House Party Rules

I know other writers have done this (but years ago now.)  There were three glaring things that happened at this group session, I want to address.  And then a few more besides….

     *Wait to be asked to be included in an ongoing scene.  It may not be with words.  All my Cub had to do was see me and beckon for me to join them.  Ryan simply directed Miguel’s head towards my crotch as a way of saying ‘join us.’  How often have I said “You want this hole?” to a man standing near us as I plow some guy?  Let your body language show you find what is happening hot—jerk your dick for us or twist your nipples—and more often than not you will be added.  Don’t assume!

      * If you think there is a chance, any chance at all, you are going to bottom—clean out.  Do I really have to add anything else?  Of course accidents can happen, but I have had men there who have obviously not done anything.  Nothing kills the party vibe faster.

      *Don’t latch onto one guy all night.  This was really in evidence at this group.  A young hottie willing played a little with an older man.  And suddenly the older guy was by his side for two straight hours.  At first the young guy was flattered, but he moved away to find a new partner.  The older guy followed and interrupted the scene that was about to happen.  This time the hottie was resigned and moved away.  The next time it happened, he was annoyed.  Everyone in the house saw what was happening (and commented on it!) except for the besotted older guy.  Learn to read body language, folks.  I do give points to the hottie for trying to keep things friendly and not berating him.

      *Clean up after yourself.  If you shoot all over any of the surfaces you are playing on, take the time to wipe it down with the paper towels that are everywhere in his man’s house.  If it’s something worse, get that sheet off the bed.  And tell the host.

      *Put down your phone.  Good grief…there are naked men all around you and you are thumbing through a hook up site?  And no pictures without permission.

Well, that’s a good start.  I’m sure there are more.

And for the record, I chose Miguel for my load, since he’d donated his ass to Don and Reid and myself the week before.

Actually use the comment section for other things I should have included in my rules for good group sex. 

Watersports 101: A mini master class

Before I took my break, I’d promised LP of Hiredstud to do a piece on Watersports.  That somehow seemed like an easier way to start writing again…so here it is. 

Watersports 101

Maybe the first question is...Why?

Because it’s fun.

Because it’s hot, being slightly naughty.

Because it’s another liquid coming out of the dick you’ve been worshipping.

I always knew I’d get into watersports.  The earliest dream I remember (before I started school) was about swimming in a pool of piss.  Early on in my relationship, my very sexually conservative partner and I pissed on a gay guy (as a joke) who was using our shower.  The recipient of our mingled yellow streams laughed—and got hard.  I wanted to know more.

So I watched piss porn.  I used the internet. 

Around the same time, I found out my gay brother was all about piss play.  We talked.  On a veranda in Aruba.  Long into the night.  Over a scotch or three.

I went to the watersports party in Chicago.  The one I still attend.  I watched.  I knew I could piss on guys, likely let them feed from my dick, if that’s what they wanted.  I had no interest in drinking.  I fed a hot pig my piss.  When my stream petered out, he stood up, I thought to thank me.  Instead he kissed me—and gave me back a huge amount of my own piss.  I was so turned on, I shot on the spot.

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There are so many variations of piss play.

Many men think of it only as a Dom pissing on his sub.  Well, sure.  Absolutely.  I have certainly pissed on any number of men who are in that head space.

But there is also so much more.  Hot water pouring out of a dick as it covers you feels good.  Another early piss episode was on the sand dunes on Lake Michigan—a scorching hot day on the gay beach.  We drank water and hosed each other down all day between sucking cocks.  Nothing better.

And that brings us to what you want out of piss.

Many men want to be covered.  They love the feel of the hot water cascading over them.  Some like to be covered while they are fully clothed—so the fabric sticks to them. 

For some men, the act of drinking piss goes right along with cocksucking.  I would say the majority of men at the piss party fit this profile.  It’s just fun, not subservient.  Like a guy cumming in your mouth?  Think about the piss pouring out of his dick and down your gullet.  I have called it in the blog ‘the never ending cum shot.’  It just goes on and on…and makes me harder than about anything else.  And the more you drink, the more you can feed…

I know a number of men who love it up their ass.  This is harder—but not impossible.  I can piss hard.  I can piss mid fuck and keep going.  Not everybody can do that—but you can open your partner with a speculum—and hose him down.  An enema bag.  Or any enema bottle can deliver the goods. There are toys from places like Fort Troff that are plugs to turn your boy into a drain.

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Safety

Piss itself is sterile.  If there is a bacterial infection in the urethra, yes, the piss will pick it up, just like anything else.  Piss cannot contain HIV—it is not one of the “noble fluids” such as blood and semen.
 

Piss flushes out excess medications in your body.  The hard party drugs can also be transferred with piss—and why they are verboten at the piss party.

The Roman Centurions used their own piss to brush their teeth…it takes plaque right off.  I always try for a piss party just before my 6 month cleaning.

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Prepping for piss

Drink more water than you ever think you’ll need.  I always have a mug of tea, and one or two bottles of Gatorade.  The sports drink gets the kidneys working.  Then water.  Lots.  I want to be able to piss often.  And I want my piss clear.  The more yellow—the stronger it will taste.  Beer piss is ideal (but I only like my beer recycled).   My brew of water, tea and citrus Gatorade seems to be great.  Soda makes sweet piss—some guys like it, others don’t.  Hard liquor almost always makes bad piss.  And watch what you eat—asparagus being the foulest piss I can remember.

If you take it up your ass—it will act as another enema.  Prep accordingly.  Clean deep or else…

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Ok.  You want to try watersports.  This is the regime that I did myself to help me deliver the goods. 

You are asking your dick to do things it’s not used to doing.  Piss has likely always been a very solitary activity.  You will be pissing in places that are not necessarily bathrooms.  I began by pissing in the shower every day.  Soon it was habit.  I began laying down in the tub, water beating over me, and would piss on myself.  When I got comfortable with that, I lay down and pissed myself before the shower was on. 

My next step was going somewhere outside and pissing. Then in a container in a bathroom in a public spot or a container in my car or filling a cup at a rest area where guys might see me.  In other words—giving myself permission to piss anywhere.

Kegel exercises.  You’ve heard me preaching about them for bottoms—but they are also great for piss play.  The action of the Kegel is to work the muscle to stop a piss flow.  Being able to start and stop that massive bladder emptying is really good for feeding a beginner.

I also wanted to taste my own piss.  I tried it in a glass.  Diluted and almost clear.  Fine to the palate—but not exciting for me.  I needed it out of the cock for that thrill.  I got in the tub, head over heels (just like when I used to suck my own dick) and hosed down my face.  That worked.  I became so excited, I had to jerk off instantly (often arching back up and over to feed myself the load.)

The next piss party was a breeze…and I was on my way.