Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Guest Writer: Anal Ordinance Testing
Monday, March 4, 2024
Guest Writer: FP Knows What GaryM Needs
(So, as promised, here is GaryM’s take on our play session…)
FP Knows What GaryM Needs
Despite the unpredictable Great Lakes winter weather, with a snow event just the previous day. I found myself making the journey once again, on dry roads, to FP's playroom. There was something extra special this visit. An anticipation that knew no bounds. Perhaps a comfort level after my previous visits or some level of hunger that I knew FP could more than satisfy. However I may try to explain it, it was very real and powerful.
My legs in the stirrups and I in the perfect and favorite position for his assault. After an appropriate amount of rimming me with that talented tongue and driving me nearly over the edge, there it was...that perfect cock knocking at the gate. The first couple inches tentative, knowing better than me that I needed a moment to adjust and then my insistence that he bury that cock deep in my hole. He did...and I was in heaven.
Rimming.
Start with his balls, thoroughly licking them and slowly,
(very slowly), working my way underneath at the base which he finds so
sensitive. I continue my journey towards that expectant flower, but of
course I stop there. A slow tantalizing trip all around that pucker, just
teasing. I hear the poppers opening and he is preparing himself to slip away
when I finally cross that threshold.
I
can't recall exactly how I proceeded because you see, I am lost as well.
I've wanted to dive into that hole and it has taken all my willpower not to. I'm certain he felt my warm breath on his
hole and then suddenly the slight touch of my tongue. He's moaning now and I
can't resist any longer. When my tongue begins its assault and I use every
trick I can think of to please this man. I can't even guess how long this
lasts and only reluctantly ends because his legs get tired in this
position.
FP
wants to hang the fuck bench from the sling frame. It takes some adjustment to
get it set up at the proper height but eventually we succeed. I'm the lucky one that gets to try it first.
It's very different from the leather sling but equally as enjoyable.
It's
exactly what I needed and I was suddenly feeling quite refreshed and
frisky.
Only then
did I realize what FP was doing—getting the floor cushions and rim seat
out. I was more than ready. Still plugged and very hard and there I was on my
back as his ass was being lowered onto the seat, his ass cheeks
spread perfectly for easy access to the prize. A hit of poppers for both
of us and I couldn't control myself. I felt like a starved animal. I was
feasting, I was stroking, my legs raising up in
almost uncontrollable spasms. FP used that moment to
simultaneously slap the base of that plug still buried in my hole. It took
every fiber of my being from cumming at that point. I had to immediately stop
stroking.
Oh
gawd...the perfect ending...a piss fuck and fuck he did. I was babbling at this
point, begging for it and with a huge hard slam he gave it to me.
After a moment he managed to oblige me and I hungrily enjoyed myself. Then I realized, I just had to get off. I felt ready to explode but needed some help. I asked him to use the favorite egg head dildo on my ass and he quickly went into action.
He
began a true assault on my hole with that toy. He knows I like it hard and he
gave me exactly what I needed. I exploded all over my chest and the last thing
I remember is begging him to keep fucking me.......I didn't want this to end.
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Guest Writer: GaryM Services FP
There I was back on the road again heading for my 3rd visit to the lair of FelchingPisser. Not a huge fan of long drives but I knew what awaited me would be well worth the effort.
I want to savor this moment. This is my chance to pleasure the man who does so much to satisfy me. First there is his hard cock on display and I know I want to start there. I aggressively deep throat him until I'm gagging and coating his cock and balls in throat slime. He orders me to lick it all up to which I happily comply. I spend a good deal of time licking his balls making certain to spend a good deal of time at his sweet spot under his balls below his cock ring.
Then FP seemed to have an idea, He lowered the center portion of the fuck bench to make a fuck table. He got me on my back and attached the leg restraints to a metal spreader bar. This was something new for me. He had me grab the bar and pull it towards me until I realized my ass was in the perfect position to be fucked. I had no idea I was about to go for the ride of my life.
He
fucked me hard and deep. I was in ecstasy. Unfortunately, being as tall as he
is, the angle wasn't conducive to an extended ride. But even though it wasn't
long it was incredible.
FP has incredible bladder control and seems to control hiss piss flow without any difficulty. There he was pounding my hole and suddenly it became a piss fuck. I assume that was the trigger we both needed for suddenly he was flooding my guts with his cum. Slamming his cock deep in my hole. I, of course, thoroughly cleaned his cock afterwards.
There was so much this visit and many other things that we did that I didn't even touch on in this post. Perhaps he will share some of them when he writes up his review.
Friday, August 18, 2023
Guest Writer: Jake in Hog-Tied Heaven
(As promised, here is Jake's take on the same play session.)
JAKE
IN HOG-TIED HEAVEN
It
was July and on short notice I learned that I would be free to travel on a
Friday. I sent a text to Felching Pisser: “Where in the world are you these days?” Those who know have frequently
FP travels to all points far and near will understand the question. It turned
out that FP was in fact home from his travels for a brief time and free to
play.
Friday
was a beautiful day in Michigan, but due to a change of route I was a little
late in arriving. But I was ready to
play when I walked through the door, so we headed to the dungeon. I stripped off my street clothes and finished
my prep for play, as did FP. On other
occasions we enjoy a little foreplay, but today FP dispensed with almost all
preliminaries and sent me to the fuck bench.
When your man is in the mood to fuck, what else to do but straddle the
bench and relax the asshole?
FP
rimmed me for a bit, and then teased my anus with his massive dickhead. I began to be a little impatient, knowing
what was coming, but FP didn’t keep me waiting for long. He was soon driving his dick balls deep into
my ass, but with more than the usual force.
As always it made me want to fuck back, and soon I was up on my knees
and shoving my ass onto FP’s shaft.
Then
out came the huge speculum and FP shoved its cold probes into my ass and
adjusted the width of the opening to his liking. He was soon fucking again
until I began rearing back and rammed the handles of the speculum into his
balls. So there was a brief pause while
the device was adjusted to prevent any further such assaults. I must say that
as scary as the speculum may look, it is entirely comfortable in place, and it
certainly gives FP a lot of pleasure as a fucking top.
Next
came “fuck Jake with an added dildo” time. I can almost tell which one is in
use by feel; the added dildo gives me a lot of extra stretch, and at the same
time, fills some of the open asshole to give FP more fucking pleasure. We had
another chat about which position was better, dildo over dick or dick over
dildo? I like the dildo over dick
position because then FP rams it in with his pubic bone while he fucks me.
Now
all of this will sound familiar to readers of past accounts, but it was
different both in intensity and duration. Simply put, we were fucking much
harder and for a much longer time than usual. Finally FP pried me off the fuck
bench and let me stagger over to the bed.
He was about to order me into the sling when I mustered up my courage to
raise a protest. “You didn’t let me deep throat your dick!”
Deep
throating the FP penis has always been a challenge for me, and it has taken me
years to do it to FP’s satisfaction. At first I would lose control and use my
teeth to chew on the big meat, and was rebuked for such presumption more than
once. And then it was a problem if the
dick was fully engorged, because it was simply too long and too big to
swallow. But in recent times I had succeeded
at least a few times in taking it all balls deep.
So
I felt cheated of a chance at least to try again. When I asked for it, FP
presented his dick for swallowing, and of course it was as big as ever after
all that fucking. I took a deep breath
and went down on the dick, and gulped it down.
I could feel the length and girth of it slipping down my throat without
a hitch. I didn’t even gag. So I did it
again and again, until I was shaking with delight and could not put my thoughts
or feelings into intelligent speech.
FP
then pointed to the sling, and I climbed in if only to rest and to avoid
falling over completely. But I soon was
climbing out, because FP wanted to raise the sling to what he called “a good
fucking height.” When I was back in the
sling FP strapped on his pair of leather ankle restraints, which I prefer to
the stirrups for my legs. Sometimes I beg to have them on just to wear while we
play. With my legs chained into position, the fucking resumed, and some fisting
began.
But
then FP stopped and asked if I knew what a hog tie was. I certainly did, but it
was something new for us. So my feet were unchained from the sling. FP
converted the fuck bench into a platform, and I climbed on, facing upwards. The
matching wrist restraints were strapped on, and my feet were then hooked on to
the ends of a spreader bar, raising my ass up and bringing it into fucking
position. It was hot as fuck just to be
tied in that position. FP fucked me for a while in that rig but then he brought
out his new hog-tie link, a leather cross with four steel rings. Would I like
to try it?
Well
fuck yeah I would! In a moment my hands and feet were hooked to the hog-tie
link, and there I was on my back, arms and legs locked in place. I was
completely helpless. My feelings exploded and my ass gaped open. FP fucked and
fucked.
But
the platform was really too low for FP, so he undid the hog tie and sent me
back to the sling. He secured my feet on place, and began lubing up. But again
I had to protest. “You haven’t retrained my arms!” In fact we had never played
in this way, with me fully restrained. I was now begging for it. FP cleaned off
his hands, and soon I was locked in position. Once again came the surge of
feeling from deep within. The fucking and fisting continued.
We
did take a rest for a bit before going back to the sling again. After some deep
sleep, I reached out for FP’s dick and found it was ready for action once more.
So we were back in the sling again, but this time I insisted from the first on
full restraints, and even a blind fold. All of the heavy fucking had worked my
ass into a state of high excitement, and fisting had become unbearably intense.
So FP went back to fucking, but I soon realized that he had moved beyond
maintenance level fucking. He was going
for the big finish and I wanted it all. I lay there in the sling bound hand and foot
and let him slam into my ass with explosive force.
He
shouted, shuddered, and shot his load. I had been urging him on to the end. But in the moment when I should have been
perfectly still and let FP marinate inside me, I thoughtlessly coughed and shot
his dick out of my ass. It was a rather shocking way to finish, but it couldn’t
be helped. So ended a session that for
once was more of a fuck fest than a fist fest. And a new thing, being fully
restrained for sex. But I went home just as happy and high as ever.
Sunday, November 27, 2022
Guest Writer: Jake Gets Another Day in the Dungeon
Traffic was light on Grand River Avenue, route of the pioneers, that is, the first white settlers to venture into the woods and glens of Michigan’s lower peninsula. Originally a Native American trail, this highway rises at the Detroit-Windsor Tunnel and runs north by northwest to Muskegon on the shores of Lake Michigan. In my lifetime an interstate highway was built along the same route, and today most of the traffic has shifted to the newer road. A frenzy of repairs and reconstruction has rendered our freeways impassible this year, so when I hit the road for FelchingPisser’s HQ I happily found my way onto the hassle-free lanes of “Old US 16.”
Michigan
put on quite a show for me as I rolled along. The last brilliant splendors of
autumn leaves shone red and gold in the woods, and the wide fields were
brilliant green, stubbled and brown, or freshly-plowed black, depending on the
crops in them. No wind, not a cloud in the sky, scarcely a bump in the road! In
two hours I was parking my car in front of FP’s handsome duplex. The door was
ajar, so I stepped right into the house.
FP
was ready and waiting for me, and in no time we were down in the dungeon,
stripped and harnessed for sexual battle. After so many years, our encounters
follow a well-known script. We touch and caress for moment or two and then I am
seated on the bed attempting to deep-throat FP’s dick. Those who know it will
admire my courage!
Today
the almost-but-not-quite hard rod went down well for me. I took a hit of
poppers and went for it. The strong and handsome penis seemed to explode in
size as my mouth closed around it, but with some expansive motion of the
throat, this monster cock slid down deep with no effort. I was thrilled at my
success, and repeated the feat not once but twice more. My third attempt was
power-assisted by a deep inhalation of dirty jock scent. All three of us in the
room were very pleased.
Then
it was onto the fuck bench for me, face down, rump up, ready for FP to adjust
the position to his liking. He briefly ate out my ass, and then lubed it with
coconut oil. Then he impaled me and soon I raised up in full cobra pose, arms
straight, back arched and thighs thrusting my ass backwards into FP’s groin.
It’s always the best fuck of the year for me, but this fuck exceeded all
expectations. FP has told me that some fisting guys don’t want him to fuck
them. I am thinking, “What’s wrong with those men?!”
They
call it banging, and I wanted to be banged. Every jarring, smacking thud sent
fire through my body. I wanted all of the shaft in me, so FP finally threw one
leg up on the bench and moved in for total penetration. My ass was used for target
practice, taking one direct hit after another. FP paused briefly, and I slumped
on the bench.
Then
I felt another incoming missile, this time the dildo with the narrow shaft and
egg-shaped head. It was shoved into place, and a moment later, the monster cock
slid in underneath it. Firing recommenced and I was taking double direct hits
time after time. Another pause, and the monster cock pulled out and re-entered
above the dildo. More thrusting and then a scientific tone: “Which do you like
better?” FP likes to study sexual technology.
“Actually,
I like it better when you are underneath.”
But why? “That way your pubic bone slams the base of the dildo with real
force.” Very good! The monster cock slides in under the dildo to launch a
further round of double-headed blasts up my ass. So we all fucked on together,
and time melted away.
Usually
time on the fuck bench is a preliminary event, a kind of foreplay for the
fisting to follow, but not today. It seemed FP was in the mood to fuck all day,
and I wanted to be fucked and fucked and fucked. So again, everybody was
getting just what they wanted.
When
we finally were all fucked out, we transferred operations to the sling. It was
now a kind of afterglow thing, something we did because the sling was there and
why not? But as soon as I lay back in the sling the hole-hunger for a fist
kicked in again. FP strapped my ankles into leather restraints and pinned my
legs back in wide open position. Let the fisting begin!
Here
the details begin to get lost in the haze of sex and poppers. There was plenty
of fisting, and a long session of fucking. I gifted FP with an Oxballs ass
tunnel some time ago, and he likes to use it on me. He installs the tunnel on
his cock and then shoves the assembly into my newly opened and lubed asshole.
Good for both of us: I get fucked with a
massively enlarged cock, with the size and feel of a softball, and he has a
firm tight hole to fuck. Or he gets out his speculum and installs it in my
hole; he likes to fuck me with this rather scary-looking bit of med tech in
place. It goes in stainless steel cold and comes out ass-heat hot.
We
took a break to lie on the bed and drift off to sleep. But then back to the sling, this time with my
balls in the wooden crusher, and my latest hardware store find, two massive
blue clamps for my tits. They close with a ratchet like stat clamps, in two
positions, moderately pleasant and mind-blowingly full-on hard. We strung up my
balls in the crusher, FP pinned back my legs, and I dropped back in the sling
once more. FP (“The Full-Service Top”) resumed delivery of his services.
So
it was the same, but also different. The combination of pain/pleasure in ass,
balls, and nips (and a fresh snort of poppers) sent me into another place.
Simply put, I went totally out of control. After years of play, I was out of
control, just wanting more and more, reveling in all of it. Intellectually I
went into full pause mode. Other guys have wanted to get me there, but today FP
did it. A man took complete possession of my body and did as he pleased. As I
said later to FP, it was hotter and wilder than ever before, scary even and
very sexy. Three full hours of it! I staggered up the stairs.
So
I drove home again, smiling all the way up Grand River Avenue. I smiled at the
thought that almost 30 years have passed since I first spread my legs for FP,
and it was better than ever today. And I smiled at the thought that this surely
will not be the last time, but only one more leg of a long journey together.
Friday, February 4, 2022
Guest Writer: Assplay in an Even Colder Climate
(Here, as promised, is Jake's take on our play of the previous post.)
Gusts of wind and rain had swept through the Wolverine State all night long and well after daybreak. The weather was still bleak, unsettled and lowering when I left home for a two-hour drive down to Felching Pisser’s new quarters, in a lovely town that once was our state capital. He’s been there for a while now, and this visit is my third this year, once in the beauty of springtime, then in the warm weather of early summer, and now in the late fall, in the face of a major “weather event” sweeping across the Midwest.
Treetops
were tossing, limbs had fallen, and loose brush tumbled across the road as I
drove along. But the roads were free of traffic, and I was desperate for a fuck
and a fist, so I kept going. I called
ahead to let FP know that I was not far away, since it looked like I would
arrive much earlier than we had planned.
FP
opened his front door to greet me, and we hugged each other. He was looking well, handsomely dressed and
even slimmer than usual, his body very firm to the touch, up and down.
Physically we are different in every way, but I love his build and personality
nonetheless.
It
wasn’t long before we descended to his subterranean playroom, not as large as
the old one, but much more like a dungeon than a bedroom. I was soon undressed and harnessed for play
(bull dog harness and leather cock and ball stretcher). I wanted to top up my
poppers dispenser, but couldn’t find the bottle of Rush I was sure I’d packed
for this visit. When FP fucks or fists
you, you don’t need poppers; he will be in my ass before I know it. However, they are an enhancement to play, but
today I will have to do without.
We
began by standing up and pressing our bodies close together, my soft flesh
grinding into his hard and bony body. As
always FP made the first move, working my nipples hard enough to make me
lightheaded. My dick stirred and I let out the first moan of the day. I sat on
the bed with my head level with his crotch and gave him head for a bit. Last time I had been able to deep throat him
to our mutual satisfaction, but not today.
“The immensity of his enormity” (to borrow a romance novel phrase) was
just too much for me.
Then
it was on to the fuck bench. FP adjusted
my position to his liking and then lubed my hole by rimming me and working his
spit into my hole. He lubed his legendary dick and thrust in. In only a moment or two he was fucking away,
and I was up on all fours, rearing back, enjoying what always feels like the
best fuck of the year. A dildo was added
to the dick, and we all four fucked on together.
Then
a much more massive object was shoved into place, and more fucking
followed. I couldn’t see, of course, but
FP had gotten out the Oxballs Pig Hole I had gifted to his collection some time
ago. He had mounted it on his dick, and then shoved dick and dildo into my
sloppy hole in one firm blast. At some
point, either before or after, FP shoved in his first fist of the day, followed
by his dick, for a power-assisted fuck.
At
FP’s command, I lifted myself off the fuck bench and laid back into his sling.
FP bound my ankles into the sturdy and handsome cuffs (his brother’s
workmanship) that hung from the sling chains, and I happily settled in. The
more serious assplay began, but before long the lights went out, and more
importantly, the little space heater died on the spot. A quick search showed that power had gone out
for the whole neighborhood. There was just enough daylight from the little
window to allow us to keep going.
Lots
of fucking, fisting, and dildo/speculum play ensued, until we both needed a bit
of a rest. I lay on my side, and FP rolled up into my arms. It was already cold enough to make cuddling a
necessity. I made a quick survey of all
the hills, ridges and hollows of his body, letting my hand come to rest on his
bulging yellow jock. Then I passed out, until FP was up again and ready to
continue.
It
was time to load my balls into my current favorite toy, a custom-made wooden
ball crusher, climb back into the sling and present my balls for his
pleasure. FP went to work, but something
seemed to hold him back. He never wants any pain near his balls, and so it may be
difficult for him to get into ball crushing; but I enjoy it, and for the first
time truly regretted not having access to my poppers. We finally set my balls
free from the crusher and went back to fucking and fisting. FP was seriously working up to a double wide
fisting, but for the moment, all I could take was one hand and four fingers of
the other. Again, where are the poppers when you really need them?!
Time
and temperature were taking their toll.
FP works hard at whatever he does, and I am happy to take all he cares
to give. But the room had sunk from
pleasantly warm to noticeably cool, and now it was downright cold. I began to
shiver a bit, and FP covered my torso with a bath towel. I pulled it up over my shoulders. Finally FP decided we had played long enough
(we began before 1 pm, and now it was well past 3!). I agreed and tumbled out of the sling once
more.
We
dressed in record time. I was about to put on my shoes when the bottle of Rush
rolled out of the left one! We laughed at the irony of it; I had looked into
every nook and cranny of my toy bag, but never thought of checking my shoes.
Upstairs again, FP finished changing into street clothes, and we jumped into my
Ford Ranger. We fired up the truck and
set out to tour the town while the cab warmed up. We stopped at a shop to pick up hot spiced
tea (two 24 oz. cups) and continued our tour until we were both warm again,
inside and out. The flow of talk never
ceased, in sharp contrast to our play sessions, when FP only speaks to give a
command, and I grunt, moan and yell, but seldom use any words.
In
other words, it was just another installment in the long history of our
friendship, and one more batch of great memories added to our store. This time
together was made all the more memorable for having done all this stuff in a
stone-cold room, getting colder every minute. The weather outside may or may not
be frightful, but in a playroom you want just a bit of warmth! But one way or
another, sex with FelchingPisser is always the greatest of life’s pleasures.