Equipment Close-Up: The Egg-Headed Dildo

 Equipment Close-Up:  The Egg-Headed Dildo

 

As I was looking through my posts about the equipment I use in the playroom, I saw that I had written up all the recent toys given to me by fuckbuds, but a number of the toys I have had for years have never gotten a post devoted to them.  I will start to rectify that with one of the workhorses of the playroom:  the Egg-Headed Dildo.

I can’t even remember when I bought this toy, but it was very early on and likely before I started writing the blog in 2011.  I was playing then, as now, with a number of men who were into fisting.  I wanted a toy that would match me in size so that I could double fuck the guy’s ass with ease, tightening his stretched hole back down.  This toy looked perfect for that.

I know I bought it at Fort Troff.  They haven’t sold it now for years.

It is just under eight inches long with an insertable length of seven inches.  The circumference is six and half inches on the widest part of the egg-head.  It is a stretch most men can take—even my non-fisting buds.

The much thinner shaft of the toy is ribbed.  I have seen those ribs give bottoms so much pleasure.  For the guy who just loves dick, it’s a good break from mine.  Usually, my cock opens them up, then the toy goes in and then back to me.

With my fisting guys, I still open them up with my dick.  When they have relaxed, I go for this toy.  It slides in easily.  I push the base down and add my cock.  I love the feel of the ribs on the underside of my shaft.  My cock head slams into the slightly thicker head of this toy on each stroke.  The man’s hole is back to feeling as tight as when we started.

Occasionally, I pull the toy up and get my dick in under the toy.  I don’t find it as comfortable, but Jake, for one, loves it.  When it’s this way around the base of the toy is in my pubes—so the toy is fucked deeper into him with each stroke.

It washes up easily—and has taken countless baths in boiling water…

I have always loved this toy.  Simple, but providing so much pleasure for both the top and the bottom.

Equipment Close-Up: The Cutler X

Equipment Close-Up:  The Cutler X

 

The Cutler X dildo, a life cast from the super hung pornster, is the last of the insertable toys in my playroom to get a write-up.  It was a gift from GaryM, back when he left a number of toys in my care.  I am choosing to write it up now, as it plays the climatic part in my next post.

I am not sure why I have not used it on my men as much of some of the other large toys, but I haven’t.  After the delight I saw it give the man who requested it, I really need to use it more.

As mentioned above, it is a life cast of Cutler X.   The overall length is 13.25 inches with an insertable length of 11.25 inches.  The girth is just as impressive with this toy:  7.75 inches at the head growing to 8.25 in the middle to 8.5 at the base.  Not for beginners!

As with many of Mr. Hanky’s Toys, you can choose how firm you want it.  I would guess mine is a medium firmness—a little give, but a solid hole opener, one that would stand tall if you were riding it. 

In the molding they caught the slight ridges of his extra skin and the sculpted veins.  They really pleased the guy I used it on—adding just that little bit of variety as it slid deeply into him.

 

Here is the link to the page on the Mr. Hanky’s Toys here.

Equipment Close-up: Spades

 Equipment Close-up:  Spades

 

As I have very little time to write today, I thought, after my convoluted description of this toy in the last post, I should do an Equipment Close-up of the Spades…

 

This toy was given to me by Jack, when he and I were playing regularly a few years ago.  It sat in the box—and it got ignored in favor of my cock.  His work took him away—but I finally opened the package and got to use it with another man.

I don’t have many toys for men who are inexperienced or even at the intermediate stage.  This one really fits that bill.  It is a nice variation to balls on a string.  The spade shape goes in easily and smoothly with a nice snap shut of the sphincter around it. It is just shy of a 2-inch diameter at the large end.  All five spades are the same size.

The entire length of the toy is 12 inches, with an insertable length of 8.5 to 9.  The handle is easy to grab when my hands are greasy during fist play.  The men I have used it on all take three of the spades and a couple of guys take four.  I have yet to get the fifth into a good pig…

 

I’m glad I finally got it in use.  Now that Jack is back in town for a bit, I need to remember to get it inside him…

Here is their webpage:  Themaster-series.com

  And the page:  Spades ::: Master Series

Equipment Close-Up: The Sex Machine

 Equipment Close-Up:  The Sex Machine

 

I have been slowly writing about the sex toys left in my playroom by GaryM.  Two of them were so large they had not come into use, so I hadn’t gotten around to them.  But both of them have been in Sawyer’s ass, now that he has been to the playroom.  So here we go…

Today we are looking at the Sex Machine by Mr. Hankey’s Toys.

The one I was gifted is black, but it comes in a huge variety of colors.  It looks like some futuristic robot’s tooled cock.  It has many interesting ridges and bumps for extra fun beyond the sizable girth. 

The Sex Machine comes in four sizes.  GaryM bought the second to largest.  This huge dildo stands twelve inches high, from base to head.  Eleven inches is insertable.   The circumference is eight and a half inches at the thickest point.  As I hold it in my hand, the shaft feels like it is almost triangular, not circular.  The material from which it is made is that incredible soft and forgiving silicone.  Soap (Dawn dishwashing soap) and hot water cleaned it up nicely.

Sawyer took this easily at the end of our fist/toy session both the first time he was here and once again, in the piece I’m writing for next time.  He loved the depth and girth—and moaned as that flared head entered his well-used hole…

 

 

Here is a link to The Sex Machine by Mr. Hankey.

Equipment Close-up: The Clear Dildo with a Handle

Equipment Close-up:  The Clear Dildo with a Handle

 

I feel odd that I don’t know the real name of this very useful toy.  It is one left in my playroom by GaryM.  I asked if he knew what it was called—and he could not find it now on either of the sites he uses to order toys.

It took me a few sessions before I used it on one of my fuckbuds, but once I tried it out, I have used it regularly.  

First, the handle.  When my hands are covered in lube (for I’ve used it with fist guys), it’s really handy to have a handle which is easy to grip.  Where it is connected to the insertable part of the toy, it has a guard, so there is no chance of it being lost inside someone.

The insertable section of the toy is ten inches.  The circumference at the thickest part of the shaft is six inches.  I love that the clear plastic is extremely flexible.   The smaller end of the toy fits easily into most men.  It has a gentle swell that the guys (Evan, in particular) loved.  With men who have really experienced holes, I can add some of my cock along with the toy.

As always, I love that GaryM shared this with me.  And you, my readers, will know a little more what I’m talking about the next time it comes out for use.

The New Shelf

The Reverse Gloryhole

 The Reverse Gloryhole

 

Not quite an Equipment Close-Up…

Renovations are happening at the bathhouse I go to here in Indy.  As I was cruising there yesterday, avoiding the sawdust and eyeing the carpenters, I wondered if they’d thought about a reverse gloryhole.

I have used men in them at two different locations.   The bathhouse in Cleveland has two holes side by side.  I loved the way they framed the asses of the men who were in them.  And they had the mind fuck of not having any idea who was inside them—their ass being available for all.

The other reverse gloryholes I have encountered were at the Fukd party in Toronto.  Once again, they were side by side—and with that horny crowd there was rarely a moment when they were not being used.  It was the place to go at the end of the party to shoot your load.  I hung around and let others go before me so I could felch as well as fuck…

They are not for everyone, top or bottom.  I would not want to use them exclusively as I love watching a bottom’s face as I fuck.  And I know there are men who are very selective in who they let up their ass.  But for many bottoms, they are everything they love about anonymous sex.

I would guess that you would find reverse gloryholes in the bigger gay mecca’s sex joints.  Maybe that’s my New Year’s resolution…to find out where there are some more…

Equipment Close-Up: The Hand

 Equipment Close-Up:  The Hand

 

GaryM has been very generous with gifting me sex toys.  On his last visit he gave me three more—and I still have to mention one of the ones from an earlier trip.  Each time I have asked him if this is what he really wants to do with them—and he has assured me it is.   On one visit he told me that using them on himself was ‘ok’ but having someone else wield the toy took it to a whole other level.  This last time he simply said, he’d rather read about them being used on others as it would be more of a turn-on than using them on himself.

Well, I really am appreciative.

Today we are looking at The Hand.  This is a Fort Troff product.

My first reaction when I picked it up was just how heavy it seemed.  It is made from PVC.  There is very little ‘give’ to the toy.  It is a good approximation of how the hand goes into an ass, that thumb tucked nicely on the palm.  But it felt very rigid to me.

It is now being sold, as a training kit, with two sizes of hands.  It struck me as too big for a starter.  To be fair, I don’t know if I have the smaller or the larger sized toy, but I do know the two men I tried it on, both of whom are fist virgins, felt it was too much too soon.  We got no farther than the ‘fingers.’  And my fingers went in far deeper on both of them than the toy.

That changed when Jake, my most experienced fistee, came to the playroom.  He took it easily.  He even commented on how good the heft of the toy felt.  He loved not only the weight but the stretch.  I got quite a bit of mileage out of alternating the toy fist with my real fist.  Back and forth…

(Now I wish I’d taken pictures of it in use, but my hands were just too greasy…)

The Fort Troff write-up mentions using them with a suction base.   That is the way to go, I’d think, for solo play.  It would be easier to sink down on it than try to push it into yourself.

For me, it is a toy that will not come out too often, but it is certainly a useful tool in the arsenal when I have really experienced men who need size to satisfy them.

 

A link to the Fort Troff write-up, with additional pictures, is here.

The post where I use it on Jake is here.

Equipment Close-Up: The Curved Dildo

 Equipment Close-Up:  The Curved Dildo

 

I usually write up an equipment close-up after a piece where I used it.  Today’s is for a piece I will be publishing next time—though this toy has appeared in these pages before.

This toy was gifted to me by frequent commenter (and sex pig) GaryM.  He found that self- insertion of this toy did not do it for him.  But, he thought, it would be a whole different experience with someone else wielding it.

The insertable length of the toy is 9 inches.

The circumference of the head is 5 inches (smaller than my dick)

The circumference at the base is a butt busting 9 inches.

It is made from silicone and has a wonderfully soft feel.

Notice the ridges.  Men gasp as they take each one.  And the curve—I can hit the guy’s prostate repeatedly, making them shudder and drool pre-cum.

 

And the head.  Small enough for most men to take easily.  They seem to really love the bumps that are on the edge of the glans.

With that small(ish) head, it goes into most men who come to me for anal play—and who want more than my cock.  It is a nice gradual growth on the circumference.  It is a toy to work with—to take it a little deeper, a little wider, each time they visit.

So now, when you read about Jamie’s toy play in the next post—you can really appreciate just how much of a dedicated ass man he is…

The Seahorse:  Mr. Hankey's Toys

Equipment Close-Up: The Ballistic Butt Bomb

 Equipment Close-Up:  The Ballistic Butt Bomb

 

In my write up of my fucking and fisting of Ross, I mentioned that I used “the stainless-steel drum stick of a toy” that GaryM had gifted me.  Not only was it my first use of it, but I didn’t even know what to call it.  I wrote to GaryM to ask if he remembered where he bought it.  It took him some detective work online, but he found the name for me: the alliterative Ballistic Butt Bomb or Fister Anal Plug.  I’ll stick with the name that’s more fun…

 

This is the style and size GaryM gave me.  I was intrigued that there are two shapes made, this one with the elongated end or another with a round end.  Even better, I learned that they come in graduated sizes.  This makes more sense to me for opening a man up.  My friend Ross had no issues taking this sizeable toy after fucking and a little fisting, but many men would need the gradual build up to take one this size.

It is not an incredibly versatile toy, at least with my first use of it.  It pushes in easily to a well lubed, experienced ass, its mass filling the man completely.  Ross liked me doing a slow in and out routine with it. The shaft is thin.  I do think I could add some of my cock in with it. But it does sort of “straighten” everything out inside.  You don’t negotiate bends.  Turning it produces no really different sensations once it’s inserted—where an interestingly shaped dildo feels different to the man with every tiny rotation I make with it.

I sort of said it before, but I could see the graduated set of six of these being quite helpful in opening up a newbie to the pleasures of more extreme butt play.  I do love the heft of the thing.  It’s heavier than many toys.  I think, with the right man, I will use it more now.  I have another fisting session on the books—so it will definitely come off the shelf again.

 

Here is the largest of the round version—with some eye candy.

 

The Ballistic Butt Bomb is made by BallisticMetal 

Equipment Close-Up: Wally’s Lube

 Equipment Close-Up:  Wally’s Lube

 

I was so impressed with Wally’s lube I asked him about it as we were getting dressed.  He promised to send me the recipe.  He sent it to along to me, almost before I got back to my brother’s place.  Yesterday, when we texting, and he was telling me how much fun it was to re-live our time together via the post, I asked if I could share it all with you.  He agreed.

 I know that a large part of my readership does not fist.  But I think that this lube would be great for when you break out the toys.  The ingredients are both safe for your toys.   (For clean-up, use Dawn dishwashing liquid.  Really.  I do this, even when I am using Crisco and coconut oil.)

 Here is the recipe:

 

1,000ml of hot almost boiling water

 1/2 cup of Boy Butter

 Mix in the Boy Butter with a whisk into the hot water until it's completely homogenized.

 Take 4 teaspoons of K Lube and whisk into the boy butter water.

 Keep whisking until dissolved, let sit for about 10-20 minutes and whisk again.

This makes a big batch--easy to cut it in half.

 

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Both Boy Butter and K Lube are on Amazon if you don’t live downtown in some metro location. 

 I loved the feel of this lube mixture.  It stayed slick longer than standard J Lube or K Lube.  I didn’t need that spritzing water bottle to rejuvenate the lube on my hands.  I coated his insides beautifully for an easy glide in.

 And it didn’t taste bad—something I am always aware of—and the Boy Butter acted as a conditioner for my beard!  The whiteness of the Boy Butter made it look like cum running out of Wally’s hairy hole…who could ask for anything more?!?

Equipment Close-Up: The Hogtie

 

Equipment Close-Up:  The Hogtie

 

I was surprised to learn I had never written an Equipment Close-Up on the hogtie.  I have certainly used it and mentioned it in several posts over the years.

I already owned the ankle and wrist restraints.  They were a gift from my leather loving brother.   I would occasionally restrain men with them to the sling chains.  When I wanted to incorporate the restraints into a fuck scenario away from the sling, I had made my own spreader bar.

(A link to the Spreader Bar)

I think I saw the Hogtie on either Fort Troff or Mr. S Leather website.   It is nothing more than a device to clip all four limbs together.  What FT sells now is all plastic, so I’m not sure where mine came from at this point.

If the bottom is on his back, I can control all his extremities by pushing and pulling them.  My favorite, is certainly to push the hogtie down towards their chest.  This rolls their ass up for a good fuck angle.

Here is Jacob in them.

I don’t use it often—but for the right man in the right head space, it works very well.

Here is a link to Mr. S Leather, which is a slightly different style. But a great set of pictures with them in use in another way.  Mr. S Leather

Equipment Close-Up: The Hotel Rimseat

 

Equipment Close-Up:  The Hotel Rimseat

 

During one of my water breaks at the Fornication Party, I was talking to a fellow sex pig.  He liked my rimseat as he loved eating ass as much as I do.  He told me that he had seen somewhere online an easy alternative for a hotel room if you weren’t taking pieces from your playroom with you.

The lowly luggage rack, he claimed, can be pressed into service.  I nodded, perhaps slightly skeptical.  And went back to fucking my way through the evening.

But I was in a hotel room on the way home.  And there one stood.

Once I tossed a pillow under it, it did look like it would be a quick and easy alternative for some ass licking…

I love how innovative gay men are!

Equipment Close-Up: The Spreader Bar

 

Equipment Close-Up:  The Spreader Bar

 

I have always liked cruising the big hardware stores.  No, not that way.  For ideas to use in the playroom.  After all, a simple wooden paint stirrer makes a great paddle—with a whole different feel and sound.  But I digress. 

There seemed to be quite a bit of interest in my homemade spreader bar.  When I first set up the playroom, I knew I wanted one.  I had looked for them online—and while some were affordable, most were incredibly high priced for the amount I would use it.  I decided I could make my own.

 

The pipe is 18 inches in length and half an inch in diameter.  The red caps on the end are there from the manufacturer to protect the threading on the pipe.  I left them there, so they protect any rubbing against the skin or the ankle restraint.  A piece of rope was threaded through the pipe and a simple clip tied to it at either end.

It’s best use, for me, is to use it as I did with Perry in the last post.  Hook it to his ankle restraints, roll him back on the bed or table and get the right angle for maximum penetration.  Either the bottom can hold it, or the top can push and pull it, adjusting the angle.  I have also used it if I have a man attached by his wrists to the sling frame, to keep his legs apart and limit his movement.

All the pieces cost me less than $10.00 at the time I made it.  I had not used it much in recent years—I am glad to get it back into service. 

FFist, FFun and FFellowship (and an Equipment Close-Up)

 North of Me—December, 2021

The Ginger Bear and I decided to do a brief meet in the run up to Christmas.  I went north in time to arrive in the middle of the afternoon…

 

The sling is still in the basement.  I am glad the space heater is running.  I drop off my bag and go back upstairs to wait as the Ginger Bear does a last rinse.  When he joins me in the living room, we stay upstairs talking about this and that before we head down a flight. 

Damn. 

The space heater has thrown a breaker and it’s quite chilly.  I toggle it back in place before I strip.  I get my boots back on in a hurry—the floor is cold. I add the jock simply to keep my lube in the waistband.  I kneel and lick his fresh from the shower ass crack, concentrating on opening his pucker. 

I am soon fucking that hole.  Hard.  I have brought the eggheaded dildo.  I add it—and my cock.  I love how it tightens up any hole.  We fuck for a bit, me holding on to the top of the sling frame and letting my hips do the work.

I do some speculum spreading before the first hand goes in.  I crank it open—and add my cock.  I watch his eyes roll back in his head.

The Ginger Bear is always twisting his nipples no matter what it is I am doing to his ass.  This trip I have brought some nipple forceps.  They go on with a nice intake of breath from him and a satisfying snap as the handle locks in place.

My left hand goes in easily after some finger stretches.  Then my right.  Soon, I have one hand in him and four fingers from the other adding a little more stretch.  He sighs.  I reverse the hand in him and stretch with the other fingers.  Both of us like the feeling. Back and forth and back.

There is a toy on his table I don’t recognize.  It looks like a miniature fire hydrant.  The head goes in easily.  I have to work just a little on the bigger rim that finishes the head.  Next on the toy’s shaft are four prongs (the spigots on the hydrant, I suppose.)  I don’t want to just push them all in.  I work to get each to disappear individually with a little ass massage.  There is then another thick ring.  A little more pressure and a little more massage and his hungry hole takes it as well.

And suddenly we are really feeling the chill.

We go upstairs and warm up.  The Ginger Bear fixes a pizza with chicken and barbeque sauce that is amazing…

Equipment Close-Up:  The Fire Hydrant

The Ginger Bear had ordered two of the toys.  He gave one to me.

The Hydrant stands seven inches high.

The top ring is six inches in circumference.

The lower ring is ten inches in circumference.

So, it is certainly not for beginners.  I enjoyed working it into him as it gave me more to do than just grease it up and slide it in.

I would say two thirds to three quarters of the fisting men I know could take it.  For others it will be a challenge.

Equipment Close-Up: The Ball Crusher

 Equipment Close-Up:  The Ball Crusher

If it were all together, it reminds me of a wood block—the musical instrument in the percussion section.  It is handmade and beautifully finished.  All the edges are incredibly smooth.  The middle section has two large holes that you can’t see.

 So his balls go between the lower and middle plate—so they fill the holes in that middle plate.  This looked tricky and Jake did that to himself.

I took the top piece, and loosely fit it over the two long bolts on the side.  Wing nuts are then used to slowly tighten the top piece down on top of his testicles. 

Jake got into the sling so we had a better angle.  Sorry the pictures now are not the best but you get the idea.  As I tighten the wing nuts, the cylinders on the top piece press against his flesh.

Jake likes me to tap the top piece once it is as tight as he can take it.  Hard.

And here are his balls, after…